Google him!
Tuesday, 6. July 2004 - 10:02 pm
It's no surprise that girls talk about their dates with each other. I have a group of girlfriends, and whenever we get together, the only thing we talk about is dating. Our popular phrase is "Google him!" Confused? I will clarify…
For example:Girl A: So he said he was in gay porn!
Girl B: Explain!
Girl A: I dunno!
Girl C: How can you NOT know?
Girl A: I dunno!
Girls in Unison: Google him!
To "Google" someone, all you need to do is go to Google and type in their name to search. If it is a popular name, put the first and last name in paranthesis together.
Some may argue that this is invading their privacy, but I say whatever is on the internet is fairgame. One time I google'd an exboyfriend and found out that he had recieved a felony for manslaughter! What a surprise, eh? Well, if you are to find out something like that from someone/something other than him, you know that's a bad sign for the relationship.
And, of course, there is the ever fun Googlism. Googlism was created as a fun tool to see what Google "thinks" of certain topics and people. Of course, the results are not really Google's opinion, they're yours, the web site owners of the world. Within the Google results are thousands of your thoughts and opinions about thousands of different topics, people, names, things and places, we simply search Google and let you know what website owners think about the name or topic you suggested.
Confused? Eh, you'll get it someday. For fun, I'll post some of my googlisms.
stacy is crazy
stacy is dirty
stacy is having relationship problems
stacy is little
stacy is cooler than Alanis
stacy is taking off her sweater and exposing her nipples to the cold air
stacy is active as a soloist
stacy is kinda bland looking though
stacy is a great athelete for example in pe when you play basketball she will take part in the team
stacy is now a "certified pet dog trainer"
stacy is a motivator
stacy is the 1
stacy is outgoing
stacy is finer than any other diva ever
stacy is a 16 year old heroin addict
stacy is love
stacy is based on the real life experiences of people willing to share their stories
stacy is a favorite topic on the popular program entertainment tonight
stacy is six months pregnant with twins
stacy is the most valuable hockey player in the world
stacy is poised to take on the role of front man
stacy is sarcastic and hostile when provided correction
stacy is both well liked and resented in the locker room
stacy is a shortened version of the name eustace
stacy is not the easiest thing for me to do
stacy is britney
stacy is in trouble
stacy is one of our newest recruits
stacy is trying to choose a future mate
stacy is rumored to appear
stacy is 15 years old and has red hair
stacy is becoming a fox
stacy is soooooo hot
As you can see, you can't trust everything on the net… but it sure is fun. 
11. July 2004 - 12:52 am
Check out this Googlism:
-umgawa is not in the american heritage dictionary
-umgawa is a little too hung up on affleck
-umgawa is a six year old boy who has been designated recently as ‘gifted’ by his school