SF CHRONICLE -- Mar 6 -- When I got the press release on my desk, I
balked. "Why Russian Women Make the Best Brides" was the eye-catching
announcement of a "Russian/American dating forum" to be held in the Bay
Area. Parody; www.mailorderhusbands.net.
Daryl from Illinois: "My name is Daryl. I will be turning 18 in
September. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to
meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women
between 18-45, but would consider older if we do not have to touch a
lot." FULL ARTICLE @ SFGATE

Mark Brooks: ^ And now for something completely different ^